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The joke's corner:)!
iens une blague qui me vient de mon grand-oncle..., euh, américain et donc elle est en anglais:)!
"Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
attractive blonde woman from North Carolina arrived and bet twenty
thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play
topless.'
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice and yelled, 'Come
on, Southern Girl needs new clothes!'
As the dice bounced and came to a stop, she jumped up-and- down and
squealed 'YES! YES! I WON! I WON!'
She hugged each of the dealers...and then picked up her winnings, and
her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked,
'What did she roll?'
The other answered, ' I don't know... I thought you were watching.'
Moral of the story:
(1) Not all Southerners are stupid.
(2) Not all blondes are dumb.
(3 ) But all men... are men"
--
Toujours la pêche le great-uncle... quoi:)? Notez qu'il est genre, 190cm environs...Smile!
@+
--
"Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
attractive blonde woman from North Carolina arrived and bet twenty
thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play
topless.'
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice and yelled, 'Come
on, Southern Girl needs new clothes!'
As the dice bounced and came to a stop, she jumped up-and- down and
squealed 'YES! YES! I WON! I WON!'
She hugged each of the dealers...and then picked up her winnings, and
her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked,
'What did she roll?'
The other answered, ' I don't know... I thought you were watching.'
Moral of the story:
(1) Not all Southerners are stupid.
(2) Not all blondes are dumb.
(3 ) But all men... are men"
--
Toujours la pêche le great-uncle... quoi:)? Notez qu'il est genre, 190cm environs...Smile!
@+
--
Re: The joke's corner:)!
After a short visit to America Michelangelo's David returns to Europe:)!
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